Exam 1

 me:  hey--good luck on your first exam!!!! i love you--i know you'll kill it

 Alex:  Thanks babe

.....5 minutes pass...

Alex:  I got drunk lol. Ill still win though

me:  ok don't tell me that. you're gonna give me a panic attack for you
Alex:  Don't worry I mesmerized everything !!!!!!

...10 minutes pass...

Alex:  I know the whole story just by the name and I just created everything into a huge story and dramatic so I remember!