me: alex go to bed
alex: no i have a point to make
me: ok make your point and then go to bed
alex: ok what i'm trying to say is that i have a burgundy brown hair. it's not black. it's beautiful it frames my face elegantly. if i were in the 70's all the girls would be after me. even if i were forty. don't call it black. don't you be racist against my hair.
