me: y?
Alex: I had a childhood crush on scary spice from the spice girls when I was a kid so I've always looked for a crazy, free stylin black girl that can sing. And I found you who turned out so much better! So you met all my childhood dream girl fantasy and surpassed it!
*black girl that can sing with a fro.
me: hahahahaah
Alex: True story
Congratulations babe
me: i love you
and you know why i'm in love with you?
Alex: I love you too
Nope.
me: when i was a kid i had a crush on that kid from home alone and doug.
