on his looks

me: alex go to bed

alex: no i have a point to make

me: ok make your point and then go to bed

alex: ok what i'm trying to say is that i have a burgundy brown hair. it's not black. it's beautiful it frames my face elegantly. if i were in the 70's all the girls would be after me. even if i were forty. don't call it black. don't you be racist against my hair.

on his pipe...

Alex: (As Lindsay is smoking) You have to hit it softly because i don't want nothing to come in your throat

threats

Alex: if you come at me again woman ill send you to the epitome of hell!!!

Me: the epitome is the top--like prime example of something

Alex: I know. I just didn't want to send you to the very bottom. I was trying to be nice.

On accomplishment

Alex: I suck at life

Alex: Except getting myself into debt. I'm good at that. If only that was an official sport.

on the dictionary...

Alex: Next Friday you better be this excited.

Me: Ooooh bringing out the big vocab! and yes, i already am.

Alex: Actually I wanted to use enthusiastic but I couldn't remember it lol.

On college...

Alex: Nope not me. I've never been smart. I'm just gonna wing it.

me: Bullshit

Alex: It's true

on being attracted to me...

Alex: Hey I think I realized why I love you and always think you're the most beautiful girl ever!

me: y?

Alex: I had a childhood crush on scary spice from the spice girls when I was a kid so I've always looked for a crazy, free stylin black girl that can sing. And I found you who turned out so much better! So you met all my childhood dream girl fantasy and surpassed it!

*black girl that can sing with a fro.

me: hahahahaah

Alex: True story

Congratulations babe

me: i love you

and you know why i'm in love with you?

Alex: I love you too

Nope.

me: when i was a kid i had a crush on that kid from home alone and doug.

on the every day...

my calendar


Alex's calendar

on attention span...

(as he's singing country music out of tune)

me: do you see my face right now??

Alex: no, cuz there's so much hair!!!!

on facebook...

click the pic to read it :-P

on religion...

me: y are you still working?

Alex: Cuz my life sucks

me: ok...what are you workin on?

Alex: Bible studies

me: ohhh what topic?are you just preparing or are you actually working with a group?

Alex: Both...Topic is God

on hygiene...

Me: I can't wait to hang out with you!

Alex: It's been almost a week!

Me: I know!

Alex: and bring my toothbrush

Me: You haven't brushed your teeth in days have you?

Alex: I have. just not with a toothbrush

Me: what did you use?


.....elapsed time...


Me: ?


...more elapsed time...


Alex: finger, napkins, floss


...even more elapsed time...


Alex: yea

his way of saying he loves me...

Alex: Well that would be THE KINGDOM OF ALEX THE GREAT GUTIERREZ WHO TAKES NO MERCY UPON THE SOULS THAT ENCOUNTER HIS AWESOMENESS UPON ENTERING HIS LAIR AND ONLY ONE SHALL BE PERMITTED TO DO SO ALL OTHERS SHALL BE BANISHED AND EXILED FROM THIS EARTH WITH NO EXISTENCE OF THEIR SOUL TO BE KNOWN EVER MORE!!!!! ......so yea i love you

on family...

Alex: Lol BABE! THEY ARE MEXICAN AND LOUD AND CAN'T KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!

on law school...

Alex: i know everything about what you're studying and all of your classes and stuff. I know everything in your admin book.

Me: ok....what's ins v. Chadha?

Alex: isn't that some kind of cheese or something??

on politics

Alex: Politics is all just some guy in a red tie goin like i'm not gonna greet your blue ass. That's why if i become a politician im going to wear a striped tie.