For those of you that constantly wonder how (or why) I put up with my boyfriend Alex, the contents of this blog will NOT come as a surprise. Though, to fulfill my desire to entertain the rest of the world with my (mis)fortune, I still feel the need to document the (very expected) shit that comes out of his mouth...
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
threats
Alex: if you come at me again woman ill send you to the epitome of hell!!!
Me: the epitome is the top--like prime example of something
Alex: I know. I just didn't want to send you to the very bottom. I was trying to be nice.
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