on the every day...

my calendar


Alex's calendar

on attention span...

(as he's singing country music out of tune)

me: do you see my face right now??

Alex: no, cuz there's so much hair!!!!

on facebook...

click the pic to read it :-P

on religion...

me: y are you still working?

Alex: Cuz my life sucks

me: ok...what are you workin on?

Alex: Bible studies

me: ohhh what topic?are you just preparing or are you actually working with a group?

Alex: Both...Topic is God

on hygiene...

Me: I can't wait to hang out with you!

Alex: It's been almost a week!

Me: I know!

Alex: and bring my toothbrush

Me: You haven't brushed your teeth in days have you?

Alex: I have. just not with a toothbrush

Me: what did you use?


.....elapsed time...


Me: ?


...more elapsed time...


Alex: finger, napkins, floss


...even more elapsed time...


Alex: yea

his way of saying he loves me...

Alex: Well that would be THE KINGDOM OF ALEX THE GREAT GUTIERREZ WHO TAKES NO MERCY UPON THE SOULS THAT ENCOUNTER HIS AWESOMENESS UPON ENTERING HIS LAIR AND ONLY ONE SHALL BE PERMITTED TO DO SO ALL OTHERS SHALL BE BANISHED AND EXILED FROM THIS EARTH WITH NO EXISTENCE OF THEIR SOUL TO BE KNOWN EVER MORE!!!!! ......so yea i love you

on family...

Alex: Lol BABE! THEY ARE MEXICAN AND LOUD AND CAN'T KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!

on law school...

Alex: i know everything about what you're studying and all of your classes and stuff. I know everything in your admin book.

Me: ok....what's ins v. Chadha?

Alex: isn't that some kind of cheese or something??

on politics

Alex: Politics is all just some guy in a red tie goin like i'm not gonna greet your blue ass. That's why if i become a politician im going to wear a striped tie.